Check out the FART-ist who broke a record with his toots!

Once upon a time, in a stinky room far, far away… a man from the UK named Paul Oldfield was doing some yoga.
While sitting in a pose called the “lotus,” he discovered something totally awesome – he could breathe in… through his butt! 😲
Paul was surprised, but also kind of thrilled.
He called this bizarre new skill “controlled butt talking” and he practised a lot, taking in air through his butt and letting it out with some strong, loud toots! 💨
People around him couldn’t stop laughing or shouting in shock, and Paul started to think that this could turn into a show.
This is a completely true story, by the way. 😂
And that’s how Mr. Methane was born – a fart-powered ‘superhero’ dressed in green and purple who’s been working as a flatulist for over 35 years!
In fact Paul, or Mr. Methane, holds the record for the longest career as a flatulist.
Still don’t believe us?!
What if we told you that he was a contestant at Britain’s Got Talent back in 2009?
“Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I’m going to put the ‘art’ into fart!” he once cheekily said to the judges and audience of the show, before laying on his back with his legs spread-eagle in the air, microphone held close to his butt. 😮
He got about 40 seconds into ‘playing’ the song "Blue Danube" before getting X-ed by all the judges – Simon Cowell calling him a “disgusting creature”…
But don’t worry about Mr. Methane’s feelings – by then, his talents had already blown up the nation, as he was performing regularly as a flatulist since 1990! 🧑🎤
Mr. Methane, a real-life fart-powered superhero, has been tooting tunes and making people laugh all over the world for so long – with fart albums, record-breaking rumbles, and even a funny face-off with the Burper King on TV!
He used to drive trains for a living, but now he blasts out birthday songs and silly shows on YouTube using just his bum. 💨🎶
Congratulations, Paul, you are Officially Amazing!